They Call Me That Soft Gel

Well this one's pretty simple, really. Just including it because the translation cracks me up. Has there ever been a song with lyrics more ridiculous than the original?

How we saffron crazy. Saffron and me crazy. How we saffron crazy. I am just crazy. They call me immature, yellow, that it is correct. They call me immature, yellow, that it is correct. They call me that soft gel. How we mud more than 14 years. Taking into account I was 14. How we mud more than 14 years. This is too crazy for me.

If you don't know, you can learn below. The text is in white; you just have to highlight.

"Mellow Yellow" as performed by Donovan
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I'm just mad about Saffron. Saffron's mad about me. I'm just mad about Saffron. She's just mad about me. They call me mellow yellow, quite rightly. They call me mellow yellow, quite rightly. They call me mellow yellow. I'm just mad about Fourteen. Fourteen's mad about me. I'm just mad about Fourteen. She's just mad about me.