Ph.D. of the State of California

This one is just deep-fried awesomeness. A long verse, filtered from English through French, then Arabic, then Thai, then Hebrew, then Portuguese before coming back to something resembling English. Actually, the translator did a pretty good job this time around - in some cases preserving rhymes and keeping whole phrases.

Allow me to welcome all people as untouchable as Elliot Wild West NIS road to success is your ear drum was beating in my chest. Pack your jacket, Jim is already in the city of sex We in the country with the bomb ass beat until Sunday the state will find the dance floor empty and pimps of the Green: meat without fat, the average use in cash machines chai I was playing football in ten years, since using rap miels Sassoon. It is now 95, show me one time and I steal a diamond Liberace all good research, the discovery of the Gulf. If you pay a city to city. on the limit, and if you feel the same. Ph.D. of the State of California.

Wonderful, right? Almost better than the original... which is? Which is hidden in white below. Highlight to check...

2Pac
"California Love" by 2Pac
Written by Cocker, Hooks, Hudson, Shakur, Stainton, Troutman, Troutman
Publisher: © SONGS OF LASTRADA

Now let me welcome everybody to the Wild Wild West: a state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness. The track hits your eardrum like a slug to your chest. Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex. We're in that sunshine state with a bomb-ass hemp beat; the state where you never find a dance floor empty, and pimps are on a mission for those greens: lean mean money making machines serving fiends. I've been in the game for ten years making rap tunes ever since honeys were wearing Sassoon. Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me: diamonds shining, looking like I robbed Liberace. It's all good from Diego to the Bay. Your city is the bomb if your city is making pay. Throw up a finger if you feel the same way. Dre putting it down for California.