Shame-Reducing Crime Rates

Short and sweet. Okay, maybe not too sweet.

My son and heir of shame reducing crime rates. My son and heir, especially'm not do anything. You say how? I like every one else can go wrong, these things can keep your love should be.

What to make of that? Well, if you can't guess the song, check the white below.

"How Soon is Now?" performed by the Smiths
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I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar. I am the son and heir of nothing in particular. You shut your mouth; how can you say I go about things the wrong way? I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.

You Herd the Hat Home

I'm just amazed at how good the grammar is on this one: all those translations across seven languages. The result makes no sense, but it does so with surprisingly few grammar errors.

September 3 that day and I know because I used to remember the day my father die. I know, but I do not hear anything bad about the possibilities I have not. Mother told the truth about me. Then touch his head and said my son is my father's rock and roll. You herd the hat home and all his death from me alone.

Give up? Highlight the white below to learn.

"Papa Was a Rollin' Stone" as performed by the Temptations
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It was the third of September. That day I'll always remember, yes I will, because that was the day that my daddy died. I never got a chance to see him, never heard anything but bad things about him. Mama, I'm depending on you tell me the truth. And Mama just hung her head and said, "Son, Papa was a rolling stone. Wherever he laid his hat was his home, and when he died, all he left us was alone."

Change Our Boring Page

I love this one. Somehow, garbled though the results are, the 'essence' of the original still manages to shine through.

Rail line that summer afternoon I found the player and then we sleep, very tired from the window until you see the dark to change our boring page and start talking. He said my son I stopped reading the faces of people and how to use their eyes in the card if I do not like and I believe that the ACE taste.'s The whiskey I'll give you some advice.

If you cannot guess which song this is, check the whiteness below.

"The Gambler" as performed by Kenny Rogers
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On a warm summer's evening on a train bound for nowhere, I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep, so we took turns staring out the window at the darkness till boredom overtook us, and he began to speak. He said, "Son, I've made a life out of reading people's faces and knowing what their cards were by the way they held their eyes, so if you don't mind my saying, I can see you're out of aces. For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice."

I Want to Take Your Container

A great one, this. Pleasantly surreal lyrics born, via Google Translate, of not-especially-surreal lyrics. The results make no sense and I love them.

Your child's body good to go out from morning until evening invalid. You have no experience. Leave everything and I will show what a. You are not rich and my daughter. You can not control my magic world. My signature line. I want to take your container.

The original can be found smiling happily in white below...

"Kiss" as performed by Prince.
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You don't have to be beautiful to turn me on; I just need your body, baby, from dusk till dawn. You don't need experience to turn me out. You just leave it all up to me; I'm going to show you what it's all about. You don't have to be rich to be my girl. You don't have to be cool to rule my world. There is no particular sign I'm more compatible with. I just want your extra time and your kiss.

The Positive Improvement of Physical Freckles

This song, garbled through translation across seven languages then back to English, actually results in some very complete sentences that bear no real relation to the originals. Which song could this be, lost in Google translation?

Fortunately, before you were born, may be interested in a long distance. Fortunately, I am really blessed with foreigners. Baby, I want you to calculate the positive improvement of physical freckles. 10 million people will love, never mind. I can afford? Anytime, anywhere, and we allow you to feel close to you and I resolved, my love. In addition, the memory here, I do not care. You, but this agreement, my love of the game can be heard all the time.

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"Whenever Wherever" as performed by Shakira
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Lucky you were born that far away so we could both make fun of distance. Lucky that I love a foreign land for the lucky fact of your existence. Baby, I would climb the Andes solely to count the freckles on your body. Never could imagine there were only ten million ways to love somebody. Can't you see I'm at your feet? Whenever, wherever we're meant to be together, I'll be there and you'll be near, and that's the deal, my dear. There over, here under, you'll never have to wonder. We can always play by ear, but that's the deal, my dear.

If You are Only in the URL?

It's very strange how much gets chopped out in this language salad. The resulting lyrics here are so much shorter than the originals.

If you know the name, when there in all the glory? If you have only one problem is that want to say? Yes, God is great. Yes, God is good. Right, right, right, right. If God is the one? If you are only in the URL? Only foreigners?

Which song is this? Highlight the white text below to see...
"One of Us" as performed by Joan Osborne
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If God had a name, what would it be and would you call it to his face if you were faced with him in all his glory? What would you ask if you had just one question? And yeah yeah, God is great. Yeah yeah, God is good. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home?

I Love Animals

Would be very difficult if it weren't for that one complete giveaway line here. Oh well. Still, good fun.

You want to cut. You can insult me. You can make little impact. I can complex. Please, help me not the reason for my failure. To help, I do not sell my soul. I can help you: just me, leaving me very useful. I love animals, you're going. I want you inside me. I love animals, you're going. It was my fault. You took me closer to God.

Look to the whiteness below, where an answer can be found.

"Closer" as performed by Nine Inch Nails
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You let me violate you. You let me desecrate you. You let me penetrate you. You let me complicate you. Help me; I broke apart my insides. Help me; I’ve got no soul to sell. Help me: the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself. I want to fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside. I want to fuck you like an animal. My whole existence is flawed. You get me closer to God.